Official McDonald’s McGangBang Unboxing

Inspired by the plethora of iPhone 4 unboxing posts on the internets and interwebs, I give you the Official McDonald’s McGangBang Unboxing.

Price

I bought a McDouble, a McChicken, and a small McCoke.  Total was $3.34.  I paid with a ten.  Change was $6.66.  I should have taken that as a sign.

Packaging

The sandwich is a DIY affair in most parts of the country and all parts are individually wrapped.  Both sandwiches are contained in a bag that touts the amazing standards of McDonald’s potatoes.  What are these standards?  Taste?  Freshness? Starch content?  Unknown.  Also unknown: what is that pig doing on the bag?  McDonald’s does not sell ham sandwiches.

Looking In The Bag

Opening the bag for the first time … two napkins obscure the … deliciousness(?) below.

Contents Of The Bag

That’s the McDouble on the left and the McChicken on the right.  Note the two napkins mentioned above.  They are likely more nutritious than the sandwiches.

Dry Run

I did a dry run of the assembly.  In high-pressure situations, it’s best to be prepared. Practice makes perfect.

McDouble Unwrapped

Here is the McDouble freed from its papery confines.  Note it’s packed rump-up.

McChicken Unwrapped

Here is the naked McChicken … also rump-up.

Flipped, Ready

All parts have been accounted for.  It’s time for assembly.  First, I flipped both sandwiches over and eased them closer together.  I wanted them to feel comfortable in each other’s space.  Mr. McDouble, meet Ms. McChicken.

McDouble, Opened Wide

This was the trickiest part of the assembly.  That cheese is a powerful a glue.

Halfway There

The McChicken is mounted on top of the bottom patty.  Feels kinda good, right, Ms. McChicken?

Distracted!

What’s under that bun?  Mayo, I think.  And shredded lettuce.  I will be eating lettuce for the next week.  But seriously, is that my hand?  It’s huge!  I didn’t realize I was a giant.

McGangBang Completely Assembled

Doesn’t that look … precarious?  Maybe it’ll look more delicious from another angle.

Angle Two

Also precarious.  Well, time to bite.  Enough stalling.  Relax, McDouble!  Try to enjoy this, Ms. McChicken.  It’ll be over soon, so be sure to savor it.

First Bite

The first bite brought the sandwich together.  All it needed was a little squeeze and some mouth action.  The two sandwiches have become united as one!  It tasted … McFlavorful.  I could definitely taste the chicken breading and the mayo.  And I could feel the texture of the cheese.  It mostly tasted like McDonald’s … kinda McFatty.

Gone!

I made you a McGangBang unboxing … and I eated it.  I will not do it again, but Mr. McDouble, Ms. McChicken … I bet I see you guys again soon.