Official McDonald’s McGangBang Unboxing

Inspired by the plethora of iPhone 4 unboxing posts on the internets and interwebs, I give you the Official McDonald’s McGangBang Unboxing.

Price

I bought a McDouble, a McChicken, and a small McCoke.  Total was $3.34.  I paid with a ten.  Change was $6.66.  I should have taken that as a sign.

Change

Packaging

The sandwich is a DIY affair in most parts of the country and all parts are individually wrapped.  Both sandwiches are contained in a bag that touts the amazing standards of McDonald’s potatoes.  What are these standards?  Taste?  Freshness? Starch content?  Unknown.  Also unknown: what is that pig doing on the bag?  McDonald’s does not sell ham sandwiches.

McDonald's bag

Looking In The Bag

Opening the bag for the first time … two napkins obscure the … deliciousness(?) below.

View into bag

Contents Of The Bag

That’s the McDouble on the left and the McChicken on the right.  Note the two napkins mentioned above.  They are likely more nutritious than the sandwiches.

McChicken and McDouble

Dry Run

I did a dry run of the assembly.  In high-pressure situations, it’s best to be prepared. Practice makes perfect.

Dry run

McDouble Unwrapped

Here is the McDouble freed from its papery confines.  Note it’s packed rump-up.

McDouble unwrapped

McChicken Unwrapped

Here is the naked McChicken … also rump-up.

McChicken unwrapped

Flipped, Ready

All parts have been accounted for.  It’s time for assembly.  First, I flipped both sandwiches over and eased them closer together.  I wanted them to feel comfortable in each other’s space.  Mr. McDouble, meet Ms. McChicken.

Flipped over and ready

McDouble, Opened Wide

This was the trickiest part of the assembly.  That cheese is a powerful a glue.

McDouble opened

Halfway There

The McChicken is mounted on top of the bottom patty.  Feels kinda good, right, Ms. McChicken?

Half way assembled

Distracted!

What’s under that bun?  Mayo, I think.  And shredded lettuce.  I will be eating lettuce for the next week.  But seriously, is that my hand?  It’s huge!  I didn’t realize I was a giant.

Under the lid of the McChicken

McGangBang Completely Assembled

Doesn’t that look … precarious?  Maybe it’ll look more delicious from another angle.

Complete McGangBang

Angle Two

Also precarious.  Well, time to bite.  Enough stalling.  Relax, McDouble!  Try to enjoy this, Ms. McChicken.  It’ll be over soon, so be sure to savor it.

McGangBang angle 2

First Bite

The first bite brought the sandwich together.  All it needed was a little squeeze and some mouth action.  The two sandwiches have become united as one!  It tasted … McFlavorful.  I could definitely taste the chicken breading and the mayo.  And I could feel the texture of the cheese.  It mostly tasted like McDonald’s … kinda McFatty.

One bite out of a McDonald's McGangBang

Gone!

I made you a McGangBang unboxing … and I eated it.  I will not do it again, but Mr. McDouble, Ms. McChicken … I bet I see you guys again soon.

Clean plate club!

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  • The pig is a picture of what you'll look like after eating McGangBangs

  • This is freaking hysterical……I LOVE IT.

  • Child: “Mommy, what's a McGangBang?”

    Mother: “Well, Honey, its when two all beef patties love the same chicken sandwhich very much.”

  • I have attained fast-food Nirvana from this one Web-based article alone.

    Departing fully sated.

  • Fantastic.