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The Future Of Reading | What Beer Can Teach Us That Fortune Magazine Can’t

Fortune has an interesting article in this month’s issue about the future of reading.  A few industry experts lend their opinions on where things are going in the media world and what will become of companies like The New York Times and Tribune Co.  Many idealize the tablet, and much like a god-image, fantasize about [...]
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What’s Going On In The Media World?

The New York Times is bankrupt.  Gawker growth is flat.  Digg, the next big thing, is stumbling and changing.  Meanwhile, Mashable might get bought up by AOL (or is it Aol?).  The Huffington Post became a legit source of news.  And the iPad is going to solve everything.  The new media is replacing the old [...]
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Super Bowl Update: No Word On Boost Mobile Android Phone … Yet

Rumor was that the Boost Mobile shuffle commercial would introduce a new Google Android phone in the line-up — the Opus One.  Didn’t happen.  Will they have another commercial?  One can hope.  $50 monthly unlimited would be pretty tempting.
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User Generated Traffic Is The Next Big Thing

Back in the old days of the internet, forums reigned supreme.  There were forums for gamers, forums for musicians, and forums for fetishes.  As the internet grew, you could converse with people from around the world that shared your interests. Before the internet, you had to work to find people interested in your hobbies.  You [...]
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Why The Virtual Office Makes Sense

Times are tough and office space is overhead.  Can you cut it?  Yes.  Beyond the savings to the company, here’s why it makes sense for your employees: It’s basically a raise.  Asking employees to work from home means they make more money.  How?  Lower commuting costs is the most obvious.  Then there’s the home office tax [...]
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Apple Rumors: Steve Jobs Replaced with iJobs CEO Bot!

I tried my hand at an Apple Rumor the other day. Got mediocre traffic. Maybe it wasn’t crazy enough. So how about this: Wednesday, Steve Jobs will introduce his replacement CEO / President of Apple, Inc. — iJobs. iJobs is a CEO robot that wears New Balance shoes and black mock turtlenecks.  [...]
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Apple iPhone 4Gs Is Coming To … Sprint?

Boy, listen to the Apple rumor mill and you’ll start to believe there’s a tablet computer in the pipeline … just in time to follow on the coattails of every other computer manufacturer in existence.  Yay, a computer without a keyboard … released months after every other competitor has released their version.  Revolution! Listen to the [...]
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Keep Morale High In Tough Economic Times

Keeping morale high at a small business is pretty easy.  There’s just one rule to follow: run your business as a meritocracy. What’s that mean?  When times get tough, evaluate employees individually.  Sure, global pay cuts are an easy out, but it’s going to be tough for Dan from accounting to accept a global cut when [...]
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Google Nexus One (1?) Phone For Sale. You Want One?

So, rumor mill says the Google Nexus One will be on sale in a few hours here.  You going to buy one?  It’s $530 unlocked. UPDATE: A “few hours” was a little optimistic.  Try again around noon, according to CNN: “Tuesday at 1 p.m. ET, Google will make some kind of announcement related to its Android smartphone [...]
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Hard On Terrorists — The Attack Of The Penis Bomber

I wrote this story nearly 3 years ago for Prolonged Insult.  Prophetic?  Maybe.  (The part about the guy with the server actually happened.) Hard on Terrorists photo credit: dan paluska It had been two weeks since the Prosthetic Penis Bomber had struck, and the United States was again winning the War on Terror.  All males were now [...]
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