Category Archives: Fiction

Apple Rumors: Steve Jobs Replaced with iJobs CEO Bot!

By pdo | Published: January 26, 2010
I tried my hand at an Apple Rumor the other day. Got mediocre traffic. Maybe it wasn’t crazy enough. So how about this: Wednesday, Steve Jobs will introduce his replacement CEO / President of Apple, Inc. — iJobs. iJobs is a CEO robot that wears New Balance shoes and black mock turtlenecks.  [...]
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Apple iPhone 4Gs Is Coming To … Sprint?

By pdo | Published: January 13, 2010
Boy, listen to the Apple rumor mill and you’ll start to believe there’s a tablet computer in the pipeline … just in time to follow on the coattails of every other computer manufacturer in existence.  Yay, a computer without a keyboard … released months after every other competitor has released their version.  Revolution! Listen to the [...]
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Hard On Terrorists — The Attack Of The Penis Bomber

By pdo | Published: December 31, 2009
I wrote this story nearly 3 years ago for Prolonged Insult.  Prophetic?  Maybe.  (The part about the guy with the server actually happened.) Hard on Terrorists photo credit: dan paluska It had been two weeks since the Prosthetic Penis Bomber had struck, and the United States was again winning the War on Terror.  All males were now [...]
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